Have you seen this man?!

Do not approach! Contact local military immediately!

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Small Crab with cigarette and rolled cash...

International Criminal!

Bartholomew "The Pinch" Pinchy III

Bounty for any information related to whereabouts!


Identifying Features

Always carries rolled currency in one claw, and a lit smoke in the other.

Always has a shifty looking side eye, due to walking sideways.

Known to intimidate civilians with aggresive claw snaps.


Known Behaviour

Attempts to bribe local politicians and business men with counterfeit cash.

May try to instigate a coup d'état if bribes are not successful.

Uses smoke as a distraction to flee if all else fails.


Civilian Safety Guidlines

Maintain a safe distance of at least 10 meters at all times!

Do NOT attempt capture --- considered extremely hostile and has evaded multiple international taskforces!

Report sightings immediately to local authorities, NATO hotline, or the International Crustacean Taskforce.